Lifestyles of the Rich Fantasy

Ever heard that song If I Had a Million Dollars? Love it, it's so playful. There's a lyric that goes "If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store. If I had a million dollars, now we'd take a limousine coz it costs more." Gives me a great idea for a list! So, here are my totally unreachable plans, in no particular order.

If I had a million dollars, I'd...
1) ...fly me and my family to Italy and eat authentic pasta and pizza. Today. (Well, if I didn't have anything else going on.)
2) ...build my mom a whole room entirely for her many zany collections (which I am also guilty of contributing to!)
3) ...hire a personal chauffeur. So I wouldn't have to cram myself in with sweaty commuters.
4) ...donate a portion to charity.
5) ...actually pay people to shut up. Especially bureacrats. I'd be all pretending to listen to them yammer and then I'd whip out some thousands and say, "Be quiet." I bet I get more than one taker.
6) ...close out a nightclub and a have a swinging Supernatural-themed party for all my friends!
7) ...petition for a black credit card. Although I think you have to have a billion dollars to even contemplate one of those. Oh, and I think they're by invitation only. So, maybe just get a normal platinum card then.
8) ...buy my own website domain, something with "supremeannarocks&qu ot; in the address.
9) ...treat my parents to a nice day at a spa. Though I think my father may balk at that one. I might just set him loose in a hardware store then.
10) ...put half in the bank. Yes, I am that sort of cautious spoilsport.

Final thought: Oh, the things money and fantasy can do!