He wrote her a song!

Some people have all the freakin' luck! This anchor I work with - a really nice woman, really easygoing - well, she got married awhile back to this bass player and I was poking around online, looking for something else entirely and I found a song her husband wrote for her! And you know why I know he wrote it for her? Coz it's named after her! Major envy bubbling up to the surface now...okay, give it a second...okay, okay, it's passed. Geez. It's not the world's greatest song, and I'm not saying that coz I'm bitter. It's pretty simplistic ("You're my sunshine, you're my blue sky..." ad nauseum), but darn! I would love it if some guy wrote a song for me. He wouldn't even have to name it after me. As long as I knew I was the inspiration for it, that would be enough for me. Yes, yes, yes, I am a hopeless romantic. My best friend is always warning me not to fall for sweet talk, but I think I'm gonna anyway. Mr. Heartbreaker was a sweet talker. He really knew how to lay it on thick, too. Every time we fought, he always knew exactly what to say to pull me back. Always, except for at the end. Oh, darn, this is kinda getting me down and I refuse to be down. Well, just wanted to say, darn, I envy that woman!

Final thought: I'd even settle for a couplet!