Preferences for the male species

Hahaha, I found this on Bzoink while I was taking a much-needed break from correcting assignments I swear if I see another "The habitats that support biological diversity are lost by the loss of forest", or similar, I might scream. We're doing cause and effect right now, and I spent a full ten minutes going on about how sentences that begin with "because" or "because of" are unacceptable in academic writing, and can you believe it? It still showed up in like eighteen separate workbooks! Sigh. If it wasn't funny, I'd cry. Anyhow, was goofing around and found this survey - it's actually about qualities in a girl, but the questions aren't gender-specific, so here goes.

What you prefer in a guy....
1. What's the first thing you look for? Signs of animate life!  
2. What's your biggest turn-on? A really, horrifically, amazingly big...intellect.  
3. What's your biggest turn-off? Arrogance. 
4. Hair color?  Any, as long as it's not white (no offense, I'm not into much older guys).
5. Hair length? Again, no preference.
6. Eyes? Gee, I'm just not that hung up on physical appearances.
7. What stereotype? Romantic nerd.
8. Cute or sexy? Sexy, definitely.
9. Quiet or outgoing? Smooth blend of both, to complement me. 
10. Good kisser or good at "other stuff"? Pass, LOL.
11. Athletic or poetic? Poetic, natch.
12. Body type? Any, as long as he doesn't make me look larger than usual.
13. Short or tall? Taller than me, please. I wanna be able put my head on his chest. 
14. Short dating relationship or a long, serious one? Well, that all depends, doesn't it?
15. Experienced or inexperienced? Experienced enough to be able to take the lead. 
16. Looks or personality? Personality...and I don't mean he should think he's a cactus or try to cook bacon on his head or something, but he shouldn't be as bland as white bread.
17. Younger or older? Not too much either way!
18. Deal maker? Ability to recite at least one season line-up of The X-Files and/or capable of writing a song centered on yours truly.
19. Deal breaker? Dissing my family.
20. Could pass as which celebrity's twin? Jensen Ackles, LOL, with a little Darren Hayes thrown in. Or, if really hard-pressed, Zach Braff with a little less slacker eyes.

Final thought: I suppose when the time comes though, I'll toss all my lists out the window.