The lesser of two evils

Got a forward from my friend a long while back. Mostly I don't do forwards, and this was one was mostly standard fare, but there were some items in there that piqued my interest and inspired this post. Again, another exercise in narcissism, but lately, I've had a lot of time to myself, so forgive me if I'm a bit more self-absorbed than usual.

Are you/Do you like...?

1. Shy or outgoing?: Pretty outgoing
2. Rule maker or rule breaker?: Oh yeah, definitely a rule maker.
3. Quiet or loud?: LOUD!
4. Strange or normal?: Definitely strange
5. Diva or wallflower?: Diva, dah-ling.
6. Fight or flight?: Fight! To the death!
7. Athlete or benchwarmer?: Keeping that bench nice and toasty.
8. Hollywood or Bollywood: A little bit of both.
9. Mac or PC?: PC
10. Orange juice or apple juice?: Apple
11. White roses or red roses?: White
12. Sadist or masochist?: Equal measures of both.
13. Coffee or tea?: Tea
14. Ketchup or mustard: Mustard
15. Ant or grasshopper?: Ant
16. Tortoise or the hare?: Tortoise (but a bit quicker).
17. Assault or battery?: Very little assault, lots of battery.
18. Mulder or Scully?: Scully
19. Pride or prejudice?: Prejudice
20. Dogs or cats?: Dogs

Final thought: "Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone." Laurence J. Peter