Allergy attack
My allergies are flaring up something awful. I felt like taking a sledgehammer to myself today, it was that bad. It's the damp weather - got these genes from my mother, but somehow, they're amplified in me, so that when she has slight sniffles, I'm having a full-on mucous-ridden, puffy-eyed, sneezing-wheezing attacks. There's a pile of tissues to rival the pyramids at Giza on my desk. I miss my best friend. I want to stand under a train and I have a ton of work left to do that is not my study, it's translation work I promised my bro I'd help with. People have been pushing my buttons all day, I think there are actually some people who enjoy watching you suffer and adding to it. Must make their life spicier, I don't know. Well, as long as I'm performing a public service, huh? It's either they're torturing me or out beating helpless puppies, I'd think.
Final thought: Achoo! Oh, man, what I wouldn't do for gene therapy!