Have you ever...?

Such a cop-out, but here's yet another list, because I like the release of blogging, but don't actually have anything substantial to post, as my life is now consumed by research, research, research and seriously, it's about as exciting as watching paint dry. Scratch that, paint drying would have more of a kick than what my life is right now. So, enjoy the list. Is it it just me or does everyone like reading about other people's idiosyncracies? Guess it's just me, hahaha. 

 Have you ever...?

1. Broken a bone: Nope. Always been an overly-cautious person. Didn't even fall off my bike while I was learning to ride. Of course, the moment I could do it, I fell right over and scraped myself all over. Nothing broke though.
2. Sprained stuff: Seriously sprained my ankle once playing basketball in P.E. class; it swelled up like a grapefruit and I couldn't walk properly for about a week, and hurt like God-awful at night, but I took it like a big girl. NOT. I whined like the four-year-old sissy I am on the inside.
3. Had physical therapy: I haven't had physical anything, unless you count check-ups and the revulsion I feel when I hear people using the word dice as the singular form (it's one die, two dice, by the way).
4. Gotten stitches: Again, no.
5. Taken painkillers: Not that I know of.
6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling: Can't swim, so I try to limit my contact with the water.
8. Thrown up at the dentist: Na-uh, but cried a great deal, coz when I was a kid, I had one who was a disciple of Marquis de Sade and she never used any anesthetic.
9. Sworn in front of your parents: OH YEAH...and promptly got scolded for it.
10. Had detention: Never. I've always been a good girl.
11. Been sent to the principal's office: Once, and that was only coz I happened to be part of a whole big fiasco when one of my friends socked another one across the mouth during chapel.
12. Been called a ho: Sadly, yes. Twice, and by the same person and am not so certain it wasn't meant in jest.
13. Had a fantasy about someone you knew: Yes, and let's leave it at that.
14. Wanted a pony: No, horses do nothing for me.
15. Fell down the stairs: No, and ouch!
16. Had a hangover: Don't drink. The "not having a hangover" is the beauty of being a teetotaler.
17. Been somewhere you shouldn't have been: Dur, but strictly out of ignorance or against my will, I swear.
18. Liked a boyband: Sure, who, in the throes of a teenage hormone haze, hasn't?
19. Stolen anything: Heck, no, that's illegal.
20. Pretended you were someone else: Does that count acting in plays? Actually, I enjoy pretending I'm someone else sometimes, it's fun. Like when I'm on the skytrain and need directions, I pretend I'm a lost Japanese tourist. It's amazing how much more helpful Thais are when you give them a blank look, stutter and sprinkle your broken English with, "Ee...to...".

Final thought: Have you ever wanted to blog but had nothing to say so went with a list instead? OH YEAH!